Saturday, August 3, 2013

Special Jokes!

A  pastor and his driver died in a car accident and went to heaven. Both of them were welcomed. The angel on duty then showed the driver a 3-storey duplex of pure gold and diamond and said "this is your mansion". He also showed the pastor his dwelling place but behold it was a small wooden house!
The pastor was confused. "I don't understand", he said. "Why should my driver get a golden beautiful duplex while all I get this wooden cupboard for eternity. I have been a faithful preacher for several years."
The angel replied, "whenever you preached, people slept. But whenever your driver drove, people cried to God!">>>>our lives must draw people closer to God

A man was driving around 1.00am alone in his car, he got to a check point. The policeman stopped him and asked for his particulars which he did showed them. The police had nothing against me but looking for a means to charge him, guess what the police man said; "I charge you for driving alone at this time of the day, if you had an accident now who would had informed your people?"
The man replied: I'm not alone, Jesus Christ is with me here, Angel Gabriel, Angel Rapheal, Angel Micheal and five other angels are with me here. The policeman then said: "all these people inside this your small car? I charge you for overloading!!!
 

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